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The Self-Cleaning Vagina
The U.S. Deptartment of Health & Human Services answers the burning question that has been on everyone’s mind…
What is the best way to clean my vagina?
“Most doctors say that it is best to let your vagina clean itself. The vagina cleans itself naturally by producing mucous. Women do not need to douche to wash away blood, semen, or vaginal discharge. The vagina gets rid of it alone. Also, it is important to note that even healthy, clean vaginas may have a mild odor.”
What? Snot cleans vaginas?
Color me surprised. It does sound a bit odd that mucus is a cleaning agent. I would think that a chick douches to remove that kind of crap. Personally, I do not prefer odiferous, mucus laden vaginas. Call me crazy.
However you feel about this, I’m sure you can appreciate it. This is just one more reason to respect the almighty vagina. A vagina has many uses for sex, pleasure, procreation, and utility purposes such as smuggling dope or holding car keys while swimming. Now add to this list the ability of being maintenance free and you got yourself quite a prize. Respect!
Unfortunately, the bearers of said vaginas require much more maintenance than the vagina itself.
Caveman Conclusion: Vagina, it’s what’s for dinner.
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