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The Self-Cleaning Vagina

By Caveman on May 13th, 2008 in Health and Fitness
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The U.S. Deptartment of Health & Human Services answers the burning question that has been on everyone’s mind…

What is the best way to clean my vagina?

“Most doctors say that it is best to let your vagina clean itself. The vagina cleans itself naturally by producing mucous. Women do not need to douche to wash away blood, semen, or vaginal discharge. The vagina gets rid of it alone. Also, it is important to note that even healthy, clean vaginas may have a mild odor.”

What? Snot cleans vaginas?

Color me surprised. It does sound a bit odd that mucus is a cleaning agent. I would think that a chick douches to remove that kind of crap. Personally, I do not prefer odiferous, mucus laden vaginas. Call me crazy.

However you feel about this, I’m sure you can appreciate it. This is just one more reason to respect the almighty vagina. A vagina has many uses for sex, pleasure, procreation, and utility purposes such as smuggling dope or holding car keys while swimming. Now add to this list the ability of being maintenance free and you got yourself quite a prize. Respect!

Unfortunately, the bearers of said vaginas require much more maintenance than the vagina itself.

Caveman Conclusion: Vagina, it’s what’s for dinner.


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Michelle Obama’s Big Ass In A Thong Bikini

By Caveman on May 7th, 2008 in Funny Pictures, World Affairs
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Michelle ObamaIt is not often that we are lucky enough to have a first lady that isn’t all old, saggy, and jacked up. Michelle Obama is decent looking, young, and intelligent. She is a million times better looking than Hillary Clinton. In honor of Michelle Obama not being the normal hideously grotesque wife of a politician I will post this pic I just “received” of her.

I can’t tell if that is sweat or water glistening off those big ass ham hocks. The look on her face is as if she is needing a good spankin’. I think I’d wear a glove, don’t want to get that greasy shit all over me.

Michelle Obama in thong bikini, ass
Michelle Obama’s big ass eats this thong bikini.

Caveman Conclusion: Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round.


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Rainbow Booger

By Caveman on May 1st, 2008 in Funny Pictures
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Don’t you hate when you’re talking with someone and for some reason they’re looking at you all crazy and you don’t know why? Don’t you hate when you realize that you have a humongous, multi-colored booger hanging out of your nose?

Me too.

Snake In Nose
Damn snake booger in my nose.

Caveman Conclusion: Qtips are for pussies.


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Beer And Babes [PICS]

By Caveman on April 22nd, 2008 in Food and Beverage, Honored Babes
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I will not lessen this post with too many words. Chicks who drink beer are sexy and slutty… perfect!

Beer Drinking Girls Cheers

Beer Holder Babe

Hot Beer Chug Girl

Hot Naked Beer Chick

I love strippers

Pregnant Beer Chick

Pregnant Beer Chick

Baby Beer

Bikini Beer Babe

Caveman Conclusion: Women who drink beer have more sex.


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Inspirational

By Caveman on April 21st, 2008 in Health and Fitness
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Remember how you were shown videos in high school of horrible accidents caused by drunk drivers where people were killed and/or maimed? In that fashion, here are a few short videos that I hope will inspire you to…


Sweaty thong treadmill workout!


I just about fell out of my chair when she did jumping jacks.


Flying squirrel does dishes!


If you don’t barf a little, you have a stronger stomach than I.


Jeebus, this one should be euthanized immediately.



…VOMIT!

Caveman Conclusion: Fat people have no souls.


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