Some beggars are shameless. This morning I was walking through the hospital hallway on my way to my pre-op appointment when I saw this man looking at me.

“How you doing,” he asked.

“Fine. How’s it going?”

I continued to walk past him on my way to my appointment. Then he spoke to me again.

“Hey man, you got a dolla, I’m tryin’ to git a cup of coffee.”

I laughed. “No,” I said and kept walking.

That’s a new one for me. It would take a lot for me to beg for money. I would have to be unable to earn enough to feed my family or myself for some reason. Then, I would still feel miserable about it. This loser was not begging for food, he was begging for coffee. Spoiled bastard. I should have knocked the crutch out of his hand then dragged him out the front door and threw his ass in the dumpster where he belongs.

What is this country coming to? People have so little shame these days that begging for items that are not necessary for human survival come too easy. Fuck that. In a few years I’ll be in the Dentist’s office and the hygienist will be begging me for a new Lexus. That is also the day I will probably go to prison.

Rarely, there are beggars that actually do need a helping hand and for some reason life has not been fair for them. But most of the time I run into these freeloading bastards that just want to get some money because they are lazy. I hate those people. I am a hard worker, always have been. I never had anything given to me. I expect everyone to be like me.

I guess I need to realize that few are like me. My wife keeps reminding me of that, but I think she’s actually just calling me a jerk. Regardless, is it really too much to ask that others try to be self-sufficient? I don’t think it is, and I think it is sad that these people share the same species with me. They are a menace, a burden to society, and are not fit to breathe the same air as the rest of us.

I think I may need an enema. Maybe several.

Caveman Conclusion: There is never a decent sociopathic serial killer around when you need one.

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• Communicable Coffee Shop
• Let’s Play The Dining Waiting Game
• The Most Amazing People On The Planet?
• Hospital Homo Humor
• Free Beer Experiment, Part 3